Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A few useless things I've learned

1.Woman who are 100% heterosexual will look at Angela Jolie and say, "I'd do her"

2.In the gym locker room: The fatter the ass the more likely that fat, bare ass will sit on the bench without a towel.

3. If you want your restaurant meal to arrive, light a cigarette, if you want your boss to walk into your cubical, download porn.

4. Don't admit that global warming seems like a nice idea. Just keep it to yourself, you'll be happier.

5. No self respecting Wiccan would have a "Witches Do It In Circles" bumper sticker on their car (or broom).


Liz said...

I just finished reading your ENTIRE blog today & found it to be interesting, sometimes sad, frickin' hilarious and always real. I'll be sure to keep checking in. You're a great writer.

Misplaced said...

Thanks, I needed to hear that today. Tough day at the office.

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