Tuesday, October 23, 2012
As I’m sure you are aware, my mind is much like a finally tuned computer so much so that I can never read the letters I’m supposed to copy. Having this kind of high-end instrument has it’s benefits such as having an incredible memory except when it comes to names, dates, history, things I’ve said to you or things you said to me. The downside is that I am completely without emotion and I am unable to feel love. I’m like Spock from Star Trek except I have awesome hair and he has a job.
Anyway, some of the more flattering comments sent in are computer- generated and as an added bonus they often link me to porn to thank me which none of my real readers have ever bothered to do. So here are a few highlights of how much the computers love what I have to say.
"Undeniably believe that which you said." (Porn)
"You managed to hit the nail upon the top as well.” (PokerDownload)
"Will likely be back to get more.” (Hermes-Birrkin)
“Viagra bestellen schweiz…” (Viagra)
“Personally I think strongly regarding this” (Turbo-slim)
“This web page is really fastidious and the viewers are sharing fastidious thoughts” (Same Day Loans)
“I really like reading through an article that will make men and women think” (porn)
“I joined your rss feed and sit up in search for your excellent post” (digital camera)
So there you have it- please feel free to comment. I sit up in search of your fastidious thoughts.