Wednesday, October 10, 2012

My first date on Match.com

Date #1
Character: A very attractive woman that works as legal council for a large, prestigious university.

Scene: A restaurant/ bar on the Upper Westside

How it all went terribly wrong: (Misplaced) “Wouldn’t it be fun to start this date by admitting all the things we lied about on our profiles”

Date #2
No date #2

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should have suggested 'all the things we lied about on our AIDS test...'. that always gets me smoking wit the honeys.

Anonymous said...

damn.

Carrie said...

Sadly, I would have thought that was funny. Unless I was using Match.com to troll for a sugar daddy/gravy train.

Ms. Chelotti said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha