My first date on Match.com
Date #1
Character: A very attractive woman that works as legal council for a large, prestigious university.
Scene: A restaurant/ bar on the Upper Westside
How it all went terribly wrong: (Misplaced) “Wouldn’t it be fun to start this date by admitting all the things we lied about on our profiles”
Date #2
No date #2
4 comments:
You should have suggested 'all the things we lied about on our AIDS test...'. that always gets me smoking wit the honeys.
damn.
Sadly, I would have thought that was funny. Unless I was using Match.com to troll for a sugar daddy/gravy train.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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