Ok the results are in. Actually they were in a long time ago but I, like you, completely forgot about the 4000th visitor to this sad little corner in the midwest.
And the 4000th visitor to Misplaced in the Midwest is …(drum roll) (envelope opening) (I'm so nervous)…
Someone from Gifu, Japan looking for Bukkake Girls!!!!!!
Congratulations you win some lotion and paper towels.