Continuing in the same vane regarding the shredding of all the evidence. I also found notebook after notebook of journals that somehow survived the great drunken disposal of all known records, I am too tired to link to that particlar post, you'll have take my word for it.
Anyway I found my journals from high school, which detailed my many sexual exploits as a young teen. My sexual exploits consisted of making out with a lot of girls, which is lame in one way but very cool in others. I was the king of the make out session and it was not unheard of for me to make out with more than one girl at a party and, in one case two girls at once(that's right, you read that correctly). I was a bit of a make out whore. But what made all these girls want to make out with me? Granted I was good looking, witty and had phenomenal hair but more importantly I don’t think I ever pushed the envelope, as it were, during the make out session. In other words, I just really liked to make out and I was completely fine with it not going anywhere else. This made me, I believe quite the hot property when it came to drunken making out….oh yea, I forgot to mention we were all drunk which probably helped me considerably.
So I read these little journals, relived my glory days as a make-out king and I shredded them, anything that could come back to harm me in my run for the presidency was destroyed. I would think having a president that is known for being a good kisser and a make out king might be a good thing but you just never know. I sent my wife an email looking for a testimonial on my make out skills- she never responded- she probably does actual work at her job- what a sucker.
A note on the picture: I wanted an appropriate image for this post so I googled the words -teenage & making out- That was interesting. I settled for the picture above.