I once wrote about having a crush on Abrahams Lincoln’s mother. I know, I’m not proud of that fact but we had a children’s book about Abe and there was a sketch of his mother and she was good looking and I was a boy…so what are you going to do?
Anyway I was reminded of a Harper Lee quote after reading some chucklehead’s anonymous comment who basically said “America, love it or leave it!” Harper Lee said of some of her fellow American travelers “When in Rome do as you done did in Monroeville.” which lead me to the following internal dialogue.
-Harper Lee is a babe.
-Yea, for some reason I think Harper Lee is hot.
-You don’t even know what she looks like.
-God, you’re right- Oh yeah…the actress (Catherine Keener) that played Harper Lee in the Truman Capote movie is very attractive.
-So now you have a crush on Catherine Keener?
-No, I think it's a crush on Harper Lee
-You better not let Abe’s mom find out about it.
The more I think about it the more I realize that I should probably get a job or at the very least a hobby.