Friday, December 15, 2006
Here's an actual conversation I had with Bones awhile back.
“Misplaced, I was married to the ugliest white woman in the midwest. Her name was Hatchet Mary. She was called Hatchet Mary because she always carried an axe with her. She saved my ass many times. Whenever some guy wanted to beat the shit out of me because my crocodile mouth was always biting off my than by blue bird ass could handle she would knock over a bar stool and start swinging that ax. She chased more than one man out of the bar. But man believe me when I tell you she was ugly.”
...and with no segue or warning he said, “It was a damn shame when they legalized abortion, me a Mary had quiet a little business going”
The last line startled me. "Damn, Bones you need to warn a guy before you roll there."
He just cackled like an old woman. "Life comes at you like that sometimes"