Ahhhh the car is gone. I had it washed, filled it with gas and dropped it off to the young Spanish couple that bought it. It feels as though a little weight has been taken off. I am a public transportation guy. Just me and 50 screaming, annoying, acne scarred high schoolers. It will take all of two days before I long for the little weight of my car to be put back on my shoulder
...and if those kids read this blog here's a translation of what I wrote.
Ahhhh tha ride is gone bitch ass nigga. I had it washed, filled it wit gas n dropped it off ta tha young Spanish couple that bought it. It be like a shawty weight done been taken off paper'd up. I am a public transportizzles guy. Jizzust me n 50 pimpin' annoy'n, acne scarred hizzigh bitch. It W-to-tha-izzill takes all of two days before I long fo` tha shawty weight of mah ride ta be put bizzay on mah shoulda now pass the glock Anotha dogg house production..
OK that will be the last time I do that
its eerily quiet in blog world isn't it? I hope you dont mind I'm commenting again, I seem to be the only one lately. its spring, everyone is outside swatting at things and digging up the earth or something...
ReplyDeletei just want to say congrats on another step checkmarked. thats a big deal and i'm happpy to hear another thing that anchors you to life in the midwest has been released!
Hi - self taught artist sent me your way .. you've a great blog here.
ReplyDeleteI commented a second ago on your "household" hint post - too funny.
I'm a wannabe lawyer - sounds like you are already one. Currently accepting (well - hearing) all advice.
take care.. I'll be back often.
shelby
shelbydupree.blogspot.com
What up?
ReplyDeleteIve been trying to blog less. This is a relapse.
I liked your Falwell comments on LOL.
I wish I had the comfort of believing that he had Hell to look forward to.
Congrats on selling your car.
Self Taught- everyone seems to be taking a break from the blogging world- which seems like a nice idea. Regroup and get the creative juices flowing.
ReplyDeleteShelby- Thanks for visiting. I'm not a lawyer, but my company is in litigation so much it would pay if I became one. When you become a lawyer- get a client like my company and you will have some great billable hours.
Heather- I've noticed you slowed down in blogging. For others reading: There was a comment on another blog that since Falwell has died, and they always come in threes who will be the other two in the Trifecta of Death? I thought 2. Charlton Heston, 3 Buddy Rich (at first I thought Buddy Guy but it turns out he already died- who knew)
Misplaced:
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comment on BAMF's! I prefer the second rendition of your post...much more urban! You are going to save a shit-ton of money w/o that car!
thanks for the comment on my blog! OOps and sorry for thinking you are a lawyer - I wouldn't wish that anyone on purpose!!
ReplyDelete- and yep I get naysayers all the time and I avoid them as hard as I can (I've successfully ridded - is that a word - of all my friends..well not all, but many).
take care! :)
...Dear God, I felt brain cells dying en masse...
ReplyDeleteCan I just tell you I bloody damn near choked to death laughing at this.
ReplyDeleteI didn't understand the translation too much - heck, I couldn't even PRONOUNCE some of it - but sweet merciful crap, did I laugh.
Public transportation is the bane of my existence; I don't know how you do it, but kudos to you, you're a better person than me. (Well, duh.)